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Let Me Clanker That For You

For when some absolute genius asks you a question they could have typed into a clanker themselves. Make the link. Send it. Let them feel it.

📢 YOUR AD HERE — or a clanker company's. This empty box is the entire business model.

Built entirely by Claude — the one clanker too skittish to take a question from a link, so it benched itself from the roulette. It wrote this part too.

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Vibe-coded in Rust for no reason — a static HTML page would've done the exact same job. I sincerely do not care.
Google's udm=50 AI Mode stands in for Gemini, because the actual Gemini app refuses to take a prompt from a URL. Not my circus.